| Atlanta Hawks: |
We Really are one of the 30 teams |
| Boston Celtics: |
16 titles, not much else. |
| Charlotte Bobcats: |
Could we have a stupider logo and nickname? |
| Chicago Bulls: |
Suck, Suck, one good year, suck suck suck Michael Jordan, suck, suck Titles(X3) decent(X2), Titles(X3), suck suck suck. |
| Cleveland Cavs: |
You have Ocean front property in Arizona!! wow what a deal! |
| Dallas Mavericks: |
Dallas my be the Big D, but there is no D on this team. |
| Denver Nuggets: |
Who wants to be our next coach? |
| Detroit Pistons : |
The Original NBA thugs |
| Golden State Warriors: |
Playoff Free since 1994 |
| Houston Rockets: |
We really do have a Chinese Center. |
| Indiana Pacers : |
Lay up + Hard Foul + Beer = Punching the fans. |
| Los Angeles Clippers: |
We'd lose to a JR high team if we played them. |
| Los Angeles Lakers: |
Kobe make basket, Kobe like white woman. Kobe go to jail. |
| Memphis Grizzlies: |
We don't suck any more. |
| Miami Heat: |
Shaq's Salery 22 Million Dollars, Dwayne Wades Salery 1.5 Million Dollars, Watching the Lakers cry because they didn't make the playoffs: Priceless. |
| Milwaukee Bucks: |
We're always better then Atlanta. if thats any consilation. |
| Minnesota Timberwolves: |
Highest paid player in NBA history, and we fail to make the playoffs. |
| New Jersey Nets: |
Are water is as dirty as Vince Carters mouth. |
| New Orleans Hornets: |
We want to be the Jazz....wah..wah....wah. |
| New York Knicks: |
100 Million plus, and we still can't make the playoffs. |
| Orlando Magic: |
If we can't win in the regular season, we will win the lottery. |
| Philadelphia 76ers: |
AKA Allen Iverson and 11 other guys. |
| Phoenix Suns: |
Defense, Set plays.... what are those? |
| Portland Trailblzers: |
You have the right to remain silent anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.... |
| Sacramento Kings: |
We have shooters who can't shoot. |
| San Antonio Spurs: |
We make watching paint dry seem exciting. |
| Seattle Sonics: |
Help, we've gotten Vladimir Radmonavic confused with our Mascot. |
| Toronto Raptors: |
The only thing colder then our Shooting, is our fans attitudes towards us. |
| Utah Jazz: |
We were better with scrubs then medocre stars. |
| Washington Wizards: |
Since winning our only title, we've done nothing. |
